True, Japan is safe but not if you're a girl. You'll be stalked, harassed, groped, etc. Sometimes, much much worse. In the news recently, some very beautiful successful Japanese actresses committed suicide. It's really a shame.
Expat in Japan
Learn how to dodge bullets and survive the mythical land of kaiju and anime. Or simply read another idiot's musings about a country he doesn't understand. I like Japan. Really. I swear. No, seriously. I like Japan. *nervously glances around* Japan is the greatest country on earth. (Help me.) I'm not complaining. No, no, no. I like Japan. Yes, sir. Hai. Japan is the best. No problems here.
Wednesday, October 7, 2020
Even the Japanese Language is Sexist
Ok maybe not the language itself but kind of because Japanese have words only women can use and words only men should use. Gender roles anyone? No wonder they're ranked so low in gender equality. Are you a strong independent woman? Sorry, in Japan, you must be a guy. They don't believe a woman can be strong and independent. It's that ridiculous here. Even worse, you have Japanese girls themselves reinforcing this, telling each other you can't have a BBQ without a man. It's pretty nuts.
Friday, July 24, 2020
Noise Pollution in Tokyo
So here's a nice little contradiction: be polite and always think of others first but vehicles blasting ads from megaphones is totally ok. Someone please explain that. Even in my little residential area far from any metro station, you have tiny trucks blaring announcements driving down our narrow roads (note: the above photo is in Shinjuku, not my place... not sure why I'm explaining that but yeah). Why do they allow this? I just don't understand. It only bothers everyone. Sure, they don't do it real late at night or super early but still. It's extremely annoying and it destroys the tranquility. I don't know about you but I hate ads. They're unavoidable but do we really need vehicles screaming them at us?
Ok it's really not that big of a problem. It's not like it happens every five seconds but it's just a bit odd. Noise pollution here seems perfectly acceptable. I can understand if you're a politician with a mic in front of a metro station but isn't it convenient how they only come out when it's election time?
Then there's the issue of noisy neighbors or neighbors who are way too sensitive to any possible noise (good luck raising kids here). Japan really needs some serious intermediary to deal with this since the police don't seem to do anything until it's too late. I'm lucky though because my apartment complex is pretty quiet and relaxed although some people below me occasionally love to make a ton of loud noise at 2am. Does anyone do anything about it? Apparently, some tenants did complain but the management did nothing besides sending letters to everybody. Great job. So in conclusion, noisy neighbors are a big no no but trucks yelling ads are ok? Alright, that makes sense.
Thursday, June 25, 2020
Japanese Love Big Stones
I heard a Japanese tour guide actually say this. My wife and I both laughed. There were large stones nearby at the Osaka Castle but the oversimplified generalization is what makes it hilarious. Many people try to do this with the Japanese especially foreigners but Japanese also do it too. I guess this is a trait of humanity: we make generalizations trying to grasp some kind of bigger understanding. Chasing norms and ignoring outliers but I think Japanese are particularly mysterious. Foreigners are attracted by that. If you want to interest an audience in a story, add some mystery. Kinda makes sense Japan would be that way since they're an island and they were closed off from the rest of the world for a long time. Even if you live in Japan, it's still a fairly closed society. You can enter some parts but others will blatantly tell you, "No foreigners." Then of course, they will turn right around and claim they're not racist. It is their country though but many foreigners have lived there for decades, they pay their taxes, they contribute to the economy, they have mixed children, they speak Japanese, etc. Basically, they do all the things Japanese do yet even they are still not Japanese. Really to get in, you need some locals on your side. Japanese are far more willing to tolerate a foreigner if another Japanese vouches for them. This doesn't really bother me after all because it is Japan, and obviously, I am not Japanese, but it doesn't inspire me to learn the language or try to blend in. Such things seem pointless here and many foreign Japanese speakers will even tell you that. There are plenty of stories of foreigners speaking good Japanese yet they still get ignored because they look foreign. Plus, if you understand Japanese, the problems and stress of Japan affect you even more. But I really like living in Japan. It's very peaceful, the food is amazing, it is clean, and there are so many places to explore (onsens are awesome too). Sure, you stand out like big bird but you get used to it.
Monday, June 8, 2020
Official Godzilla Store in Shinjuku
Ok, I admit it. I love this place. I grew up watching Godzilla movies with my brother. Sure, a lot of them are cheesy (Godzilla's Revenge... ugh, kill me... and please don't mention the android running in 1991's Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah) but the original is a classic, and I love Shin Godzilla as well. At its best, Godzilla is a brilliant dark metaphor for the awful destructive power of atomic energy (even children die of radiation in the original... talk about dark but realistic). There is a reason Criterion gave the Showa Era films the deluxe treatment. Cockroach spacemen, monkey spacemen, singing magical mini twins, whatever, I'm all in. Godzilla movies rule especially the earlier ones (but I would not recommend the English dubbing... horrendous). I'm a huge fan so visiting the Official Godzilla Store in Shinjuku is a blast, and I always like to see what's new. Whatever kind of Godzilla memorabilia you want, they got it: honey pies, curry, chopsticks, socks, magnets, stickers, pens, toys, file folders, heck even Godzilla toilet paper (I kid you not). It's heaven to a kaiju fan (hell to your wallet though). Closed during the pandemic, it has now reopened (photos are pre-virus nightmare). Every once in a while, you get new exclusive Bandai figures that debut there so I love to randomly visit, hoping they'll have something (yes, my life is that sad). If you're a Godzilla fan, Tokyo is where it's at. Tons of stores here with Godzilla goods (Mandarake in Nakano, Shibuya, Akihabara, etc. and the Monster Lab in Akihabara with all kinds of super rare Godzilla but some sadly not for sale).
Friday, May 29, 2020
Japanese are magical beings that suddenly appeared on these islands. Ainu? Huh? Eye new? I knew? Yeah yeah me too. I knew too. Godzilla.
So you're mixed Japanese? Sorry not Japanese enough. Gotta be pure Japanese. You know 100% Organic Vegan Non-GMO. What's that? Descendants of Jomon and Yayoi? They're all really mixed? No, no, no, some are pure. Trust me. How can you tell? Well, they speak perfect Japanese of course, and they look "Japanese." Overseas Japanese? Come on now, that doesn't count. Not pure enough. Gotta have samurai swords in the blood and kimonos in the hair. If you shake them up, all you see are little red and white flags floating inside. That's pure Japanese. Like pure Americans. Nothing but guns, beer, and cars. Maybe an eagle or two. Or a hot dog. Pizza? Nope, sorry, that's a Italian. Ok, donuts. Go America. Did I have a point? Oh yeah, so Maria Osawa. Yeah, I'll take any excuse to talk about her. I mean, ahem, serious here. So serious. She's not Japanese. She's mixed. I even saw a Japanese guy discriminate against a Japanese girl since her English was so good. No way she could be Japanese. Not pure Japanese. Must be mixed or something. (No, she was Japanese.) Gotta love it. Discriminate against your own. The guy refused to shake her hand. Of course, Japanese usually don't shake hands but still. Ever heard of being polite? She must not be Japanese, speaking English and trying to shake hands. Now, I gotta eat more sushi and kimonos so I can be pure Japanese. And sake. Don't forget the sake.
Thursday, May 21, 2020
Japanese Love Foreigners

Monday, May 18, 2020
Japan is so freakin high tech they got like robots serving you at banks and shit.

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